As American citizens, we have the Constitutional right to petition our government, and thanks to the the internet it is easier than ever to do. Well, one petitioner decided to petition the US government to build a Death Star by the year 2016. The great thing about the petitions is that once they reach a certain number of signatures, the White House has to respond. And this petition reached the signatures, and here we have the response from the White House. And this is pure gold. Have a look at the released document below. It is pretty great.